*Let's start this week's round-up off on a light note, with this tale of an old man and his interchangeable boy props.

*Should I face the death penalty for writing this blog? The Iranians would like me to.

*The bearded madmen are at it again. All homosexuals should be stoned to death, says Muslim cleric Anjem Choudary. "If a man likes another man, it can happen," he said, perhaps speaking from experience. "But if you go on to fulfil your desire..." Blah blah threat blah threat.

*And when stoning us isn't on the agenda, they're ordering their women to commit suicide. Ain't these extremists a hoot!

*"How much is that footballer in the window? (arf! arf!)
The one with the waggley tail
How much is that footballer in the window? (arf! arf!)
I do hope that footballer's for sale"

*The 100 Greatest, Gayest Albums (according to someone else). How many do you agree on? (I only like No.3 in the Top 10).

*Mr. Nalley invites his 7th grade class to his big gay wedding. Kind of.

*More happy news from Africa. This story includes the words "gay" and "Christian".

*And here's a more positive take on the gay/Christian equation.

*Hotel Bans Gay Couple From Sharing A Bed! the headlines scream. Homophobia? Well, not really, if you read the details. This is where gay activists give us all a bad rap.

*Maybe that's why they still think they can cure us.

*A diet high in fruit and vegetables may protect against cancer and heart disease. YES, WE KNOW ALREADY!

*But what you might not know is that drinking hot tea will mess with your food tube. Put milk in your tea and coffee!

*This might be the most chilling picture you'll have seen in a long time.

*Common sense finally raising its head? Women who get so drunk they can't remember agreeing to sex and cry rape might not continue to get away with it.

*Feeling a bit crabby? They are.

*Elephants in Belfast!

*Space storm disaster!

*Fashion police! (No, really).

*Expert analysis of the financial crisis from Brazil's President Luiz Inacio Lula Da Silva: "White people with blue eyes" did it, apparently. Er, okay...

*Or was he just getting his two pennies worth in after Silvio Berlusconi's cringe-inducing faux pas?

*Is a film of John Christopher's Tripods novels finally on the way? Alex Proyas (I, Robot) is the man for the job.

*Come back Chris Brown, everything's forgiven - that dumb ass bint deserved the beat down she got. I mean, really. Tattoos of guns? That's a great message to send to your young audience. Knock some sense into her Chris!

*Premium jail bait. Tip, just don't drop the soap in those communal showers.

*They didn't like his dirrty gay sex history, so they kicked him back. Supreme Returns - but shouldn't We be the ones to kick this useless, sullen, gay-for-pay jerk-off to the kerb?

*Dolly Parton: "I will never be over". You go, gurl.

*Jade Goody, 5 June 1981 - 22 March 2009.

ISSUE 02 On the cover: Salieu Jalloh, by Jon Malinowski.


Anonymous said...

That 100 gayest albums had one of my faves, Michael Jackson's "Off the Wall". You know, back when he was black and sorta cute too.

Cup-o-Noodles said...

Ugh. You tricked me with the footballer picture. Here I am thinking, "built, thick, *football* player". But no.... he was a soccer player. Damn British. :)

The HIV infection picture and movie clip is rather chilling. Now if they can invent some nanorobots a-la Star Trek and reverse the process and kill off the HIV virus... that'd be wicked.

KAOS said...

Truthspew - he was very cute. That's the tragedy.

Dusty - unfortunately, ka-os|theory isn't structurally equipped to handle the sheer weight of American footballers. Their sheer massiveness is breathtaking.

And we don't call it soccer here. That just sounds wrong.

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