HELL, UPSIDE DOWN

THROUGHTHE
LOOKINGGLASS

THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS is a new weekly feature inspired by one of my favourite blogs, the truly wonderful PORNCAKE. Just think of it as a virtual scrapbook.

From top to bottom: 1. Unknown, 2. The Poseidon Adventure (1972), 3. British singer Simon Webbe, 4. Locavore Fantasia by WORKac, 5. Unknown, 6. Mind the Gap by Garçon Stupide (2007), 7. Art Deco Dalek by ~Promus-Kaa.

Title quote: "HELL, UPSIDE DOWN." Tagline, The Poseidon Adventure (1973)

Simon Takes A Shower

Simon Webbe, soaped up and showering in the jungle. What more do I need to say?

Simon Webbe is a contestant on the current series of ITV's I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! If you think you can handle, it, there's videos of the boy from Blue here.

Simon Webbe

Simon, Simon, Simon... The simple fact of the matter is that Simon Webbe is Sex personified. Forget your American dime-a-dozen imports, your Jensen Attwoods, your Tyson Beckfords, your Wilson Cruzs. Simon Webbe is all you need. The man is the definition of Sex. Not sex, Sex. What the hell, SEX. SEX! He also doesn't mind having his butt groped my male fans. Handy information to have. Sadly though, there doesn't seem to be much doubt that Mister Webbe is a Heterosexual (let's hope it's just a phase). On the other hand, during a late night, alcohol-fuelled troll of YouTube, I happened across the video for Guilty, which includes the following lyrics from Simon and (or is it to) bandmate Lee: Simon: I never wanted just to be the other guy Lee: (Be the other guy) Simon: I never wanted to live a lie Oh er, missus... It's at about 1.38 in the video (below). Have a peek. Check out the look they share as they breathe the words "be the other guy" to each other... Now, let's have it right, kids, I'm not accusing Simon & Lee of a hot, sexy, down-low romance during their time in Blue. All I'm saying is that we should float our fantasies on the sea of imagination, and *sigh*. Finished? Jolly good. You can draw your own conclusions. Simon's third studio album, apparently called Run, is rumoured to come out this year. He's also said to be in talks to appear in the next series of the high-brow sociology experiment I'm A Celebrity... Well, let's hope he loses most of his clothes out there in the jungle.

What does your music say about you?

Normally, I'd be loath to use my blog for something as trivial and of-interest-to-no-one as this - a survey - but the idea of this is pretty cute, and if you play it properly, the results can be surprisingly apt. Try it! If a cynical, bitter git like me can, so can you...

What does your music say about you? 1. Put your music player on shuffle. 2. Press forward for each question. 3. Use the song title as the answer to the question. What does next year have in store for me? Hush - LL Cool J What's my love life like? Feels Good - Next What do I say when life gets hard? Anaesthetic - Tunde What do you think of on waking up? Whatever Gets You Through The Night - Simon Webbe What song will I dance to at my wedding? Beautiful In My Eyes - Joshua Kadison What do you want as a career? Disremembrance - Danni Your favourite saying? Show A Little Love - Ultimate Kaos Favourite place? My Lover - Ultimate Kaos What do you think of your parents? Summer In Miami - Jim Jones What's your porn star name? Get No Better - Cassidy Where would you go on a first date? Standing Outside A Broken Phone Booth With Money In My Hand - Primitive Radio Gods My Ex is… Still - Macy Gray Drug of choice? Within My Soul - Tony Rich Project Describe yourself… Vanishing Point - Apollo Four Forty What is the thing I like doing most? Dumb - 411 The song that best describes my boss? Mary - Scissor Sisters What is my state of mind like at the moment? Hoppipolla - Sigur Ros I would describe my crush as… Spaceman - Haddaway Tomorrow I will… Advertising Space - Robbie Williams Your last words… I Love To Love - La Bouche How will I die? Watching The World Go By - Maxi Priest