world outside my window...

THE WEEK
ACCORDING TO
GARÇON STUPIDE

• Brazil's first gay school opens its doors in March, funded and approved by São Paulo's government. Made in Brazil: "The idea is to provide a safe place for homosexual teenagers to express themselves, while also learning and promoting gay culture." Lovely.

• Gay Italian couple Francesco Zanardi and Manuel Incorvaia (right)are streaming their hunger strike live. The couple demand gay marriage rights.

Italy opens first prison for transsexuals.

• Lithuanian Gay League granted permit to hold Baltic Pride 2010 rally in May.

• The Government of the Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia
revises proposal for anti-discrimination legislation; sexual orientation no longer covered.

• Belgian Archbishop:
homosexuality same as anorexia. If he'd been clever he'd have equated it with bulimia, what with all the gorging and gagging... Just a thought.

• Israel's top gay web site
celebrates 10th birthday.

Jamaican shopkeeper refuses to sell to people with HIV. An ignorant, ill-informed Jamaican? Well, I never!

• Uganda: Anti-gay bill proponent Pastor Martin Ssempa and his
obsession with fetishistic gay sex (left).

• Uganda:
Puritanism is deadly policy - US fed homophobia in Uganda must stop.

• So how about some
Scat Porn and Prayer? The Huffington Post has more.

• Gay Malawi couple Steven Monjeza and Tiwonge Chimbalangahave (right) - who have now been in jail for over a month - have once again been denied bail. This time, the judge claims it's for their own safety.

Afghani men deny homosexuality, explain away anal gonorrhea.

• 346 No Executions: the campaign by human rights groups to
end executions in Iran.

Now I have lost hope: Gay Iranian threatened with imminent deportation from Norway faces certain death back home. UK Gay News reported again on Thursday 28th that he was "still at the asylum centre at Sandnessjøen".

Being gay in China. Three different stories from gay Chinese men.

• Rob Smith, gay Iraq war veteran: Military Leader Memo: Your Gay Soldiers are No Longer Worthless. "Gay veterans aren't worthless. I'm not worthless. The blood I shed was the same as every other soldier's, the tears I cried were the same, the bullets that I dodged the same; the life that I risked is the same. I'm not worthless or perverted or sick, and neither is any other gay person in this world, veteran or not. I was a gay soldier."

• Still, every cloud has a silver lining: the upside of Don't Ask, Don't Tell...

• There's no such thing as monogamy! All gay couples
are sluts and they're totally open about it. Apparently... Right, Jovonnie and Citybwoy - a very open couple?

• Jeremy Hooper
at Good As You ain't thrilled about it: "It's astounding that anyone, especially a progressive from New York City's media world, would still have such an uninformed opinion about gay relationships as a whole."

• Dan Savage
disagrees with Jeremy: "Gay male couples generally don't view monogamy as the defining characteristic of a loving, committed relationship."

• Gay glam scam!

• Oh, nice. Hate monger Buju Banton is to be honoured by the Grammys. But we're
not taking it laying down (left)...

• And whilst Buju's locked up on drugs charges, quite probably taking it laying down (chuckle), another anti-gay fruitcake, Capleton, is touring California next month. He's named in the Dancehall Dossier alongside such luminaries as Bounty Killer and the aforementioned jail bitch. Capleton is scheduled to appear 15th February at the "Tribute to the Legends" festival in San Diego, the Downtown Brewing Company in San Luis Obispo on 17th February, the "Ragga Muffins 2010" festival at the Fox Theater in Oakland on 20th February, and at the same event in Long Beach on 21st February. Thanks to Sam Kestu for this information!

• Sold out: American network
lies about available advertising spots; denies gay ad airtime.


Are Manhunt's ads so ambiguous that straight women think they should sign on? Yes, actually.

More pro-LGBT laws passed in 2009 than in '07 and '08 combined.

• Lambda Legal
warns Atlanta Falcons fullback Ovie Mughelli: It is not defamatory to call someone gay. Author Taylor Siluwé writes: "Too many men believe being called 'gay' is like being spat on. And its high time we changed that idiotic perception."

• NFL player Eric Green accused of
forcibly sodomising transgender woman.

This is more like it. As one wag puts it, "The look....of love......is in.....your eyes ......"

• Here's another pregnant transgrender man for the mainstream media to
parade as a Victorian freak show. The Pregnant Man! No you f**king twats, it's a pregant transgender man. But that's not such a good headline, is it?

• Gay identity refracted in multiple voices: Word Is Out, a 1977 documentary, interweaves the stories of 26 gay men and lesbians who speak openly about coming out, finding love and fighting prejudice.

"Bi" any means necessary: A meditation on Malcolm Little AKA Detroit Red.

• What? WHAT? Has someone laced my drink? Is this real? It's the Westboro Baptist Church version of Lady Gaga's Poker Face. Your brain will melt. And yes, that is the World Trade Center in there.



• Gay versus pro-lifers. Let this guy loose on the Westboro loonies, please!


Brighton reels in gay US tourists. (I used to visit a bucket-arsed Jamaican whore in Brighton. Then she moved to London to live amongst the other whores.)

Church leaders are wrong on equality.

• Allow gay couples to marry in church,
says Government minister.

• David Cameron
makes a bid for the pink vote - despite his party's despicable record on gay issues.

• But here's the real, unvarnished Conservative view, from veteran Tory Ann Widdecombe:
Gay laws are threat to free speech.

• Are public attitudes to homosexuality
becoming more liberal? The British Social Attitudes survey found that 36 percent thought homosexual acts were "always" or "mostly" wrong, down from 62 percent in 1983.

• This would make a good workplace sitcom: Prominent gay writer leaves Daily Telegraph to join Daily Mail – and is given a desk next to Jan Moir.

• Are people
waking up to the fact that the Conservatives are upper class toffs bent on maintaining their elite way of life?

Tory prison ships.

• Chocolate wars!
How the world eats its favourite sweets.

• An advert for reliable workers was
rejected by Jobcentre Plus because it discriminated against unreliable people.

Boys who look at porn grow up to be men who think sexual harassment is acceptable.

• Christians
campaign against advertisements for extramarital dating service.

Hear the rumble of Christian hypocrisy: The evangelist who says the Haiti earthquake is retribution for sin is at least true to his religion.

Doctors are addicted to every drug under the sun. And how about the surgeon I know who does gay porn? Oh er, if scalpels could talk...

TK Maxx puts on sale toddler's beloved home-made toy that she dropped in the store. I know times are hard, but still...

• Is the ICA going to
close?

• Haiti:
amputee generation.

• Haiti: Still, never mind, Scientology's here to solve all their problems.
With the power of touch.

• The Big Picture: At work, part II, left (45 pictures).

• The Big Picture: Afghanistan, January 2010, right
(42 pictures).

• American news anchor
on Obama: "I forgot he was black". (Readers of ka-os|theory may wish to pay close attention to the attack directed against this blog in the comments accompanying the piece).

• Animal pictures of the week
(26 pictures).

Blobfish: world's most 'miserable looking' marine animal facing exinction.

Get buried with your pet.

Live pigs blown up in government terrorism experiments.

• Torture, brutality, cruelty on an industrial scale: inside New York's biggest diary farm. Watch if you tihkn you can stomach it - I couldn't.



• One man and his chicken love. On the New York subway.


• How about some bear versus cat action?

• Eat a pig, have more sex.

• You probably haven't heard, but Apple has
unveiled its precious f**king iPad. Will solve global warming/stop domestic abuse/cure AIDS/anything really.

• The iPad will also
save the press, apparently.

Why I don't want an Apple iPad.

• MP3? It's so last decade. There's a
new format around the corner.

Should you stop using Internet Explorer?

• And if so, what are the
alternatives? (Here at ka-os|theory, Google Chrome has become the favourite, although is Internet Explorer still has its uses...)

• The
3 Facebook settings every user should check now.

• Furniture made from
roots.

• Tiny floating
house.

• Paywalls: Rupert Murdoch and the New York Times are
sleepwalking into oblivion by shutting the newspaper industry off from the openness of the web.

• The
rise of vintage posters.

• Julian Beever's amazing pavement art
(13 pictures).

The Apple-Amazon ebook war begins: Amazon deletes Macmillan books.

• John Wyndham's Plan for Chaos; review.

When fiction breaks down: why the world of work features in so few modern stories.

Largest book in the world to go on display.

• J.D. Salinger,
the literary recluse, is dead.

• Massive Attack: interview.

• JLS
invade America!

• Michael Jackson doll
to be launched. Should be fun with the kiddies.

First posters for Dunno Y... Na Jaane Kyun, Bollywood's first explicitly gay film, emerge.

Spartacus: Blood And Sand is the
most explicit show ever.

• Gay favourite Ugly Betty
cancelled. I never got it, myself.

• This week's
Gays of Our Lives: the latest clips, news and spoilers in the world of soaps and dramas featuring your favorite (and not so favorite) gay characters. Right, One Life To Live.

Banned for inciting racial hatred: the Dad's Army board game.

• Weather
fail.

• Gee,
this should be thoughtful and enlightening: Nelly is planning a male version of The View.

• Stag Homme Studios
introduce new model, Brazilian beauty Apollo (immediate left). "He’s a looker, but I’d have preferred a non-thug scenario for a change of pace," writes JC Adams at Gay Porn Times. You and me both, mate.

• I've said it before and I'll say it again: basketball stars just ain't sexy.
Case in point. Put it away love.

• Still, at least she's
apologised.

• Some Randy Blue models
make out. Is this a story? No. I just wanted to run the accompanying picture.

An openly gay police officer whose appearance in an all-male bondage film led to his dismissal from his day job is now prepared to sue his former department for discrimination.

In recession, adult actors turn to private meetings. Got a few bucks to spare? You can meet the likes of Zeb Atlas and Chris Rockway. What happens next? That's down to two consenting adults...

• If I can't have Brent Corrigan, NO ONE CAN!

Fratboy butt cheek "destroyed" in hazing gone wrong. This stories got video (don't forget to come back here when you're done. Bunch of freaks).

• Eddie Black, the Treasure Island Media model,
is dead.

• My God... Brazilian model Marlon Teixeira, and Clint Mauro
feature in the A/X Spring/Summer 2010 campaign (right).

• A little Kerron Clement
for you.

Tattoos gone wrong!

Helveticookies.

• We want male versions of
these. STAT!

Suitcases on wheels are a real pain.

Miterudake For Lady, a Japanese DVD that
consists of videos of men staring into the camera. To, er, help women (and men) overcome shyness. Hmm. What happened to just picturing the other person naked?

• Lastly, a word from Qaadir... Or is it Timaya? Hmm...


Issue 46 of World Outside My Window (The Week According To Garçon Stupide) covers the period 23-29 January 2010.


POSTSCRIPT
"You know, we might just as well not have bothered to come. The whole thing's been ridiculous."

18 comments:

Eric Arvin said...

That's one brave kitty!

Eduardo Guize said...

What I found the funniest in here was the Manhunt confusion. Come on, ladies!

When are you applying to that Brazilian school as an English teacher? Imagine the oral tests... No, not that kind of oral tests, you mind in the gutter!

"If you could turn off all the noise and listen to yourself" (Qaadir/Timaya) so true!

Garçon Stupide said...

Eduardo... hehe... What is it about Brazil that immediately conjures up 3 letters, the first one being S...

It's a lovely idea though. Just imagine how different life would be for all the gay youth around the world if they had a positive, supportive school life like this?

.::.~*Dovie*Lee*~.::. said...

i need to book my flight to brazil

Eduardo Guize said...

Hmm... you mean SUN? (biting my thumb to look coy, like Carmen Sternwood in The Big Sleep).

It's a lovely idea, indeed, although the world will be even better when they don't need to be educated apart.

Garçon Stupide said...

Er... yeah. I mean... sun. Ahem.

"The world will be even better when they don't need to be educated apart..."

That will never happen.

Eduardo Guize said...

Why not? Timaya is on our side.

Garçon Stupide said...

LOL... Yeah, he could talk anyone into anything.

THEGAYTEKEEPER said...

Yet another reason for me NOT to visit Jamaica...

I am REALLY enjoying Spartacus...

Can I get that cat to guard my home?

Thanks for doing this on a weekly bases...

Reggie said...

Who said that isn't a such thing as a gay couple? That is stupid. I am going on 6 damn years, couple these nuts!

That damn JOVONNIE! ANd Citiboi looks like Gucci Mane, not a good thing....

J. Clarence said...

That Ugandan preacher is committed. Fisting porn is easy to find. But to find scat & fisting porn, that takes some time with the google and you've probably got to know some people. Still, it hardly says anything about gay people as neither scat or fisting is gay specific. Two Girls One Cup, anyone?

Great list always!

Donn M. said...

I CANT for the LIFE OF ME understand how can ANYONE be in a OPEN relationship, GAY or STR8.

Garçon Stupide said...

TG-K - that cat ain't messing!

Reggie - why damn Jovonnie? And Citibwoi is so cute'n'sexi!!

J.Clarence - that's crossed everyone's minds! More to the point, could the language he used to describe the acts be any more childish and asinine? Pathetic.

Donn M - I agree, to an extent. Can't see hoe it would be good for the heart, mind or soul!

Joseph said...

Dear Mr. Garcon,

Basketball Stars aren't sexy? Really?

Allen Iverson (probably Queer)
Dwayne Wade (probably Queer)
Ben Wallace
Amare Stoudamire
Kobe Bryant
Michael Jordan (back in the day)
Chris Webber
Ron Artest (who you posted)
Shaq (probably Queer)
Chris Paul
Corey Maggette
Dwight Howard
Kevin Garnett (thank Jesus!)
Gilbert Arenas (i mean please!)
& many many more

Divinely tall and divinely endowed (some of them), and divinely black

Garcon, have you watched college or NBA basketball?

Good Lord! What are you seeing? Do we share the same Reality?

And Greg Ogden's no pretty boy, but he does have this ruffneck phoine thing going on that i'd be a fool to pass up

Joseph said...

for basketball beauties...

http://dimemag.com/gallery/

http://www.grafxhq.com/

Garçon Stupide said...

Well Joseph... clearly this is a subject you have some passion for!

There's no denying that some of the names you mentioned are good looking dudes. I guess for me it's just that long and lanky just don't cut it. Plus basketball players just seem a bit shapeless - they lack the power and definition of track stars and the bulky beefiness of football players.

In saying that, I probably wouldn't kick any of them out of bed. And thanks for the linkds to those sites, they look great!

Donn M. said...

Shame on u Garçon, u have gone and made dude pop a blood vessel,lol. He's right tho, but those rookies that have been coming in recently would blow ALLL of those guys out the water.

Sam said...

"Kill LGBT" performer Capleton has been canceled at the Downtown Brewing Company in San Luis Obispo, California for 02/17/10. Great work Central Coast Gay and Lesbian Alliance! http://calcoastnews.com/2010/02/capleton-concert-canceled-over-hate-lyrics/

Capleton's February 2010 Schedule and Contact List (as of 02/14/10):

02/15/10 "Tribute to the Reggae Legends" festival in San Diego, California

02/18/10 Tahoe Biltmore, Crystal Bay, Nevada

02/20/10 "Ragga Muffins Festival," Fox Theater, Oakland, California

02/21/10 "Ragga Muffins Festival," Long Beach, California

02/27/10 "Caribbean Festival 2010," Miami, Florida

Blog Widget by LinkWithin
 
◄Design by Pocket