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FRESH, NEW MUSIC isn't scarce. In a world of too much information, it's just harder to find.
Boybands (or all-male singing groups, in ka-ostheory terminolgy) are often remembered for their debuts. B2K is Uh Huh, MN8 is I've Got A Little Something For You, and Blue is All Rise. So JLS, the first proper All-Male Singing Group in, like, forever, disappoint with the uninspired Beat Again. And to add insult to injury, there's little flesh on offer (okay, beautiful Aston teases with a little cleavage).
If you like your bands a bit more real, Kid British might be more up your street, where you'll find Our House Is Dadless. This multi-racial band were described as 'the best new band in Manchester' by The Guardian. What I would say is, it's got cute boys and this is a cute video, as far from JLS's hopelessly dated clip as Nighty Night is from The Good Life.
You're always in safe hands with the boy from Bow, and for his latest Dizzee Rascal has teamed up with Armand Van Helden. Bonkers.
Really.
Aqua is a funny one. Barbie Girl is a nightmarish 90s trip we'd all like to forget - but the Danish Eurodance troupe's Around The World was pure pop heaven. Back To The 80s isn't as good, but this new track is sweet (okay, sickly sweet) and pure guilty pleasure. Lock the door and shut the blinds - don't get caught.
I never liked Take That. But I have to say since they relaunched I've had to pay attention. Both Shine and Rule The World are excellent, and their latest offering, Said It All, keeps pace. And it's got the circus in. A scary circus with scary clowns. I like that.
If there was one song that should never have been subjected to The Remix, it's Annie Lennox's Why. But this effort, by QK, plays to the original's strengths. It's utterly gorgeous.
I get the theory behind it. Stupid people who spend their days reading Heat magazine and mourning the death of Jade Goody (having previously called her every dehumanising name under the sun) will pay attention to Beyonce lecturing us about poverty and buy a little coloured band to wear on their wrist to show they've done their bit.
Fellow Pet Shop Boy Neil Tennant added, "People would have found it slightly sinister at one time. But a generation has grown up thinking: 'Whatever'."
Let's take a ride and run with the dogs tonight
In suburbia, you can't hide
Break the window by the town hall
Listen, the siren screams
There in the distance, like a roll call
Of all the suburban dreams
I only wanted something else to do but hang around
In suburbia...

Words: Pet Shop Boys - Suburbia (1986). Pictures: the photography of Mikel Marton.
EVERYTHING LENSED ELSEWHERE - toxicboyphotography ELSEWHERE - Mikel Marton: Erotic Photograhpy and Self-Portraits
It's a cultural blindspot. I don't get it. I can't find something to hook on to.
Yes, 'cos it's written down over at Digital Spy, too.
(I took this photo at Charing Cross station a couple of years ago).
EARLIER THIS MONTH, we learned that the Pet Shop Boys will release their latest album (remember those?) in March.
The album art for Yes is now available. "[It] has been designed by long-standing PSB collaborators, Farrow. Eleven squares of colour - one square for each track - form an affirmative tick on the front cover," says the boy's official site.
Popjustice, who previewed the album, comment on it too.
Previously: Pet Shop Boys In March
