She done him wrong

"It's

hard

to be
funny when
you
have
to be
clean."

She done him wrong

"I feel like a million tonight. But

one

at a time."

She done him wrong

"Don't keep a man guessing
 too long – he's sure to find 
the answer somewhere else."

She done him wrong

"It takes two to get

one in trouble."

She done him wrong

"Any time you got nothing to do – and lots of time to do it – come on up."

She done him wrong

"A
man
has
one
hundred dollars
and
you
leave
him
with
two
dollars,
that's subtraction."

She done him wrong

"I've always had a weakness 
for foreign affairs."

She done him wrong

"I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you."

She done him wrong

"Look your

best

- who

said

love

is

blind? "

She done him wrong

"Good women are no fun... 
The only good woman I
can recall in history was
Betsy Ross. And all she
ever made was a flag."

She done him wrong

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"Getting married

is like trading

in the adoration

of many

for the sarcasm

of one."

She done him wrong

"A man
in the house is worth two on the street."

She done him wrong

"If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!"

She done him wrong

"Love thy neighbor -

and if he happens to

be tall, debonair and devastating, it will

be that much easier."

She done him wrong

"I never loved another person

the way

I loved myself."

She done him wrong

"It's better to be looked
over than over looked."

She done him wrong

"I've been in more laps
than a napkin."

She done him wrong

"It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand
as long as he's perfect."

She done him wrong

"I saw what a mess a lot

of people could make of

their lives when they're 

smitten. Some of them

go temporarily insane.

They find a person who

they think holds the key

to their happiness -

the only key to their

happiness. My work

has always been my

greatest happiness."

She done him wrong

"You can do what you want, but saving love doesn't bring any interest."