DANCE WITH THE DEVIL

WANT TO GET involved in an edgy visual art project? Are you based in the New York area? Taylor Siluwé is bringing his sexy anthology Dancing With The Devil to life with a unique video project: "I plan for the stories in 'Dancing with the Devil' to leap off the page. This project is a labor of love because the budget at this point is non-existent. But those chosen to participate will have a lot of fun and chance to flex their creative muscles as the project grows..." You can read my review of the collection here, and buy the book here. "Seeking male models/actors for photo/film work in the production of promotion videos for Dancing with the Devil. Like a trailer for a film, except for a book - it will incorporate still images, voice-over, and video inspired by the stories below. Participants will receive autographed copies of the book and consideration when the project expands later in the year -- plus, VIP status at all events associated with Dancing With The Devil. This is a labor of love at the moment, but for those who ace their roles can see $$$ in the near future. Seeking Latino, Black & White -- between 18 & 23 (or look it) and possess an out-going personality. For more info, contact info@SGLcafe.com (send picture, age, location)."
Story 1 in 'Dancing with the Devil' WHEN ROMEO WAKES ~ In an apocalyptic nightmare, can obsession keep you sane? ~ *excerpt*
A siren screams in the night. My eyes cut to the window. An eerie face stares back. I click off the light and it’s gone. As the siren fades, my eyes shift back to the blood-splattered floor. I know this isn’t me. I’m only watching this shit. Your sexy ass lying on my kitchen floor is not my doing. It couldn’t be. The slow rise and fall of your chest tells me you’re not dead. Exhaling, I thank God for this tiny fucking favor and my hand returns the gun to the belt cinched around my waist. An old Daily News, now filthy and illegible, litters the floor. Can you hear me, Romeo? You know how sorry I am about all this, don’t you? Still gripped by that same sense of unreality, I feel like a svelte Rambo, dragging you across the green linoleum past the others. You’re heavy as hell, boy. What a man you’ve become. I can hear the newspaper crackle, can feel your boots against my palms, can see the white dust. But this still isn’t me. You have tiny feet for a guy, as small as mine. The basement door closes with a weighty clunk-ching, followed by a chorus of slam locks after you come down, feet first, head lolling and thudding against each step. My poor baby .....
Story 2 in 'Dancing with the Devil' Add Image BREEDING SEASON ~ Two high-school boys fascination with tropical fish belies an allegory on the survival of the fittest. ~ *excerpt*
I gulped my drink, lounged back on his bed and allowed my thoughts to wander that secret passageway reserved for all things Ray. There were memories, sensations, scents, and sounds from the two years I’d known him, drifting about in my head like those Polaroids on the bed, pleasure frozen in time. The two of us in Exotic Aquatics, searching for some rare fish he insisted we acquire, the scent of aquarium water in my nose and an African Gray Parrot shrieking “Fuck you!” randomly . . . the two of us lying in his bed when I spent the night, staring at the fish, talking about death-defying feats we wanted to do and all the little girls we wanted to screw . . . the two of us with the blanket over our heads in that same bed, masturbating in the dark, seeing who could finish first . . . or the times we did it over the phone late at night in our individual beds, racing to a hushed mind-blowing climax. “Yeah. That’s it.” He clicked and clicked. “Now unzip your jeans. Show some pubes.” ...He adjusted me so a little of my asscrack was exposed, even making sure the white comforter was aesthetically rumpled . . . then told me to lick my lips. Click. He kept adjusting and arranging me. In no time at all, I was completely naked, lying on my stomach to hide exactly how into it I was. Click. Ray was more breathless than ever, circling the bed like a Mapplethorpe wannabe, biting his nails, in the zone. “If you show these to anyone,” I said to him, “you’re so dead.” “Shut up.” Click. “Arch your back.” Click. “Do something else.” Click. “Like what?” “Use your imagination for once. Damn, Danté, do I have to tell you everything? Just go wild.” I drained my drink, looked at him, and something overwhelmed me. I started grinding my hips into his bed as I watched him watching me....
Story 3 in 'Dancing with the Devil' BENEATH PARADISE ~ The spiritual anchor of the collection, with Danté, the recurring narrator, telling of the struggle between two Jehovah's Witnesses, while testing the bounds of truth in religion, discover what they're "turning into". ~ *excerpt*
The banner over the podium served as a constant reminder: Preach, preach until you drop. My eyes crept down to Brother Freeman, his silvery hair contrasting with his dark, leathery face. He was asking for strength in these "last days." I knew he'd go on and on before we'd be allowed to exhale "Amen." The scent of death was in the air. My tie was too tight. I glanced around at the sea of bowed heads like I always did during long, boring prayers. Nothing had changed. Sister Simon had always been at the front of the Kingdom Hall, as if being there brought her that much closer to Jehovah. The seventy-year-old Witness was one of the "Anointed," after having received the call in a dream long ago. As a kid, I thought the anointed were strange and scary, 'til my mother assured me that being amongst the 144,000 who shall rule from Heaven made a person nuttier than a Snickers bar. Scanning dark suits, dresses, and fashionable younger sisters in the last thoes of devotion, my eyes zeroed in on the crispt white shirt, silky ebony skin, and dimpled cheeks of Malik Williams. I hadn't seen him in three years. As the voice droned on, memories began to blot out the prayer. I could scarcely remember a time when looking at him hadn't made me warm, or when his voice over the phone hadn't inspired unimaginable things. And then, either two summers or two lifetimes ago, warm had turned to hot, thought had turned to action, and simple had turned so, so complicated ....
Story 4 in 'Dancing with the Devil' PRETTY YOUNG GANGSTERS ~ What's the downside of coveting youth and beauty? ~ *excerpt*
I heard a vague thumping, probably my neighbor in the penthouse on her exercise-bike again. Ignoring it, I watched my hand glide toward his cheek, anticipating the erotic sensation of fair skin and fiery stubble. He sprang up, “Yo, put on some music.” Without waiting for my reply, he picked up the remote and turned the TV to that video soul station again. Keyshia Cole was strutting and wailing that she just wanted it to be over. “This used to be my shit,” he said, turning the volume way up and dancing with his back to me. My eyes mapped his torso—every flex of muscle, every dimple and ripple that narrowed down to a waist where his shorts hung on, barely, riding muscles that made me salivate. I sat up, reached out and slipped a finger in the crevice between the muscles. He spun around, expressionless. "Yo, whatchu doin'?" "You ain't got no drawers on," I informed his nipple. He made a dismissive sound. "I like my shit to breathe. He started moving again, dancing like countless stripper boys I'd seen atop countless bars, only he wasn't wearing a thong and I wasn't luring him with a twenty. Still, he was being playfully seductive, no need for pretense anymore. My hands gripped his hips and I heard myself say, "Well, let it breathe for real...."
Story 5 in 'Dancing with the Devil' DANCING WITH THE DEVIL ~ How far would you go? ~ *excerpt*
I’d been spotting José for a couple of years, never knowing his story, never caring that he always seemed to be around during normal working hours or that he always wore the same clothes. I did notice lean chiseled features, a long black ponytail, the mischief and the worlds of pain in his dark-circled eyes. And some nights, alone in the dark, while pleasuring myself, I’d fantasize about fucking him: cuffing him to the headboard and dripping candle wax until he begged me to stop; putting him on all fours, spanking him, yanking him by that ponytail, tossing him to delirium with my tongue, then riding him, doggy-style, ‘til he cried. All sorts of fantasies filled my head, with José always the star, ones that if we remained strangers would stay there, unfulfilled, forever in my mind. Fuck that. I tried desperately to meet him, detouring from my normal routes. Eventually I’d spot his lean frame and ponytail, two, sometimes three blocks away. I’d try to come up with a line, a clever intro, something that would begin our friendship and end with us naked in bed. But my mouth would go dry, my mind void of wit, and all I could say was a whispered . . .‘Sup? Jersey City felt like Fargo the night I said more....

THE WEEK ACCORDING TO GARÇON STUPIDE

*Oh. My. God. Breaking news boys, and you're not going to believe this: Muslims in Britain have zero tolerance of homosexuality! No siree, they don't like us one jot. But get this: in the same study, 35% of French Muslims found homosexual acts acceptable...

*"Moscow is not Sodom! Say no to spiritual terrorism!" It's Eurovision. It's Russia. And it's ON.

*A 42-year-old man and a 14-year-old boy have been convicted in the first case of "indecent chanting" to be heard by courts. Described as being "in extremely bad taste, they were inappropriate, shocking and disgusting, and as such they were indecent", the homophobic chants were directed towards footballer Sol Campbell at a match in Portsmouth last year.

*A good news story from Zimbabwe? Hard to believe, I know, but things might be improving for our brothers and sisters. Keith Goddard, director of Gays and Lesbians of Zimbabwe, told Behind The Mask: "With the Government of National Unity, we now have a number of people in parliament who are gay-friendly. This could be an opportunity to engage with the government on issues affecting marginalised groups such as GALZ and ensure that government supports our call for specific mention of sexual orientation in Zimbabwe's next constitution."

*Obama faking left? How about all those soldiers getting the boot for being gay, like Sandy Tsao, who you personally promised to help? Jon Stewart says it best.

*So take care, Mr. Obama - what goes around comes around...

*The first black openly gay representative in Congress? Iraq veteran Anthony Woods says Yes He Can.

*These are the faces of the four boys accused of raping a male classmate with a broom handle and a hockey stick. Ain't it nice to see the races coming together for something?

*The Year of the Sex Olympics, a 1968 television play, will be re-imagined, live, in 2010: the Gays are to have their own space during the 2010 Winter Games.

*Boy marries girl. Boy decides he doesn't want to be a boy anymore. So what happens next?

*"Jealous female gorillas solicit unproductive sex". Now, that's my kind of headline!

*Who let the dogs out? Bankers, it would seem. The economic crisis has resulted in a huge increase in unwanted canines. I'd take 'em all if I could.

*Giant spiders!

*Frog hop-eration!

*Skippy goes under, down under.

*In Pictures: Our Ten Favorite Cocks of the Decade, by Gay Porn Blog. Hmm, what two things do all ten pieces have in common? In any case, my vote goes to Jovonnie's perfect piece, which isn't pictured, or Brad Patton's, which isn't pictured either (at least I don't think it is, and I know it pretty well -sadly, by sight only).

*If you're really bored you can also wander through AfterElton's 2009 Hot 100. Confusingly, their No.1 looks to me like a well-preserved lesbian. Maybe it is. F**k if I know who she is. The rest of their top 10 is a truly banal snowstorm comprised entirely of caucasians. The highest placed non-white entry is President Barack Obama at No.39, followed by ka-ostheory favourite Darryl Stephens at No.45, Taye Diggs at No. 51, Jensen Atwood at No.55, Mario Lopez at No.67, and Wilzon Cruz at a criminal No.99. Okay, so let me get this straight: 4 (YES, FOUR) black men , and 2 (YES, TWO) Latino men. Out of 100. What does that say about the mainstream gay community? (And the fact that the white men who do feature are virtually clones of one another.)

*Things you might see at the beach. If only.

*Boffins spend a lot of time and money developing a cone of silence.

*Some other boffins have discovered that emotional speech leaves a signature on the brain.

*And yet more manic people in white coats have discovered the origin of life. Introducing RNA, the less familiar cousin of DNA. Yes, that's as exciting as it gets.

*The University of Pennsylvania isn't going back that far, they're just interested in which parts of African-Americans came from which parts of Africa, and elsewhere.

*This is what I mean by "playing the race card". I mean, really, haven't people anything better to do? Isn't there enough genuine racism without making stuff up?

*Meanwhile, White Castle is upsetting the Jews. (Their tiny burgers are one of my happier memories of New York...)

*...And Jonathan Ross is upsetting the Gays. Again, DON'T PLAY THE GAY CARD. Focus on genuine homophobia. Didn't it occur to anyone that he was mocking Hannah Montana, not battyman? Grr...

*YAY! No plastic boy whore a.k.a. Cristiano Ronaldo last week - but he's back with a vengeance! Firstly, his moment of sexual discovery caught on camera. He also professes his love for Ricky Martin, and gives an insight into the fun that goes on in the changing room.

*Urban Shotz model Guetan gets stage fright.

*Vman's "greeting cards for all occasions" by Bruce Weber. Yum!

*The New York Times wonders if Facebook and Twitter updates are "actually anti-narcissistic attempts to reach out to others and return to a more communal time". (If I ever join Twitter, pluck my eyes out, Oz-style. Please.)

*WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! The loss of Antarctic ice could shift the Earth's gravitational pull, causing water to pile up in the northern hemisphere. Well, that sucks.

*iPods will destroy the world! The International Energy Agency is worried.

*Free phone, free video, free music, free mail... The grey men in suits have found a way to get their cut after all.

*Free online editions of newspapers make articles like the one you're reading right now possible (did I hear someone say and that's a good thing?). Arianna Huffington looks at the future of journalism and newspapers.

*And what about TV? Is it really all over for the tellybox?

*The Guardian takes us on a tour of the forthcoming Windows 7.

*Also getting an update is the Sony Walkman: the X series is claimed to trump the iPod in the quality stakes.

*And a new search engine too! Wolfram Alpha has been under development for 23 years, and can answer questions rather than simply search keywords.

*You missed a bit! A day in the life of a robot vacuum.

*Visa's credit card with a built in screen and keypad.

*What's in your food? In America, the big corporations are throwing their hands up in bewilderment, and suggesting that YOU take care. Yes, take care, 'cos no one gonna take care of you.

*"Cat's Pee On A Gooseberry Bush". Wine that tastes like cat's pee. No thanks.

*Vitamins could cut the benefits of exercise.

*Heart, brain and stomach surgery, as well as tumour removal, will be screened live on TV by Channel 4. Viewers will be able to interact via (sigh) Twitter. Now that really is f**king depressing.

*Africa's popular image is one of a country blighted by AIDS. But Senegal has the same rate of infection as the US, and Madagascar is on a par with the rest of the world. Doctor Hans Rosling sets the record straight.

*New Zealand's HIV predator. Gee, I guess every country's got one...

*The murder of two French students in a south London flat has been described as "an orgy of bloodletting" and a "scene of unimaginable horror". The two boys were stabbed 244 times. Who would have thought there was an EastEnders twist in the tale?

*Buy a whole village!

*Village of the Twins!

*A Tesco Town!

*The economic crisis keeps Ground Zero the same, seven years on (wouldn't it be easier, not to mention popular, if they just rebuilt the Twin Towers exactly the way they were?).

*They're big, they're red, and they mean business. Don't mess with bus, u get me.

*Soulja Boy Tell 'Em: Britain's youngest soldier.

*Love Land, a wonderland of giant genitalia sculpture and sex technique workshops. And it's all happening in China. "We are building the park for the good of the public," Lu Xiaoqing, the manager of the so-called sex park, says. But not all the people are happy: "These things are too exposed," said policewoman Liu Daiwei. "I will feel uncomfortable to look at them when other people are around." You tell 'em luv, it's an outrage.

*If you like it then you've gotta put a... rubber on it. I like clear ones anyway, opaque doesn't work for me.

*Now we know why Sanya in España is a bit demented. The air in Spanish cities is laced with cocaine, "amphetamines, opiates, cannabinoids and lysergic acid - a relative of LSD". Over to you, Sanya...

*The first candidate for Mr. Gay Brazil. He ain't winning it. Sorry.

*Blimey, they've only gone and made a film called Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus, and it's not even a spoof.

*Festival de Cannes: from China, Spring Fever.

*Now casting: Eating Out 3 (the world’s first gay threequel, apparently).

*Were Paul Newman and James Dean lovers?

*PHWOAR! Jake Gyllenhaal in Prince of Persia!

*PHWOAR! Lenny Kravitz naked! In the shower! Naked! Shower! (We've seen it all before, luv. Now get your piece out, and make it good.)

*"How Miami made crime pay"... Forget the blue sea, I put it down to Adam Rodriguez's lips.

*Birds of a Feather flying back to the coup? Let's hope it's better than the current, abysmal remake of The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin...

*A close shave: the Americans admit defeat on Absolutely Fabulous.

*The Milky Bar Kid is back. I'm quite partial to a Milky Bar, I must say.

*The BBC's first Muslim head of religion; Aaqil Ahmed was the Bafta award-winning behind Saving Africa's Witch Children.

*The 25 Greatest Sci-Fi Shows Ever! Guess Who is Number One?

*New Pet Shop Boys - great song, ghastly video. In fact, no one likes it. Why, guys? WHY?

*New JLS on July 13. Let's hope the video showcases their assets. Preview the tune here.

*A special treat for the daddies on lockdown in Arkansas: hot'n'fresh boy meat coming your way! Bon appétit.

*Mickey Carroll, one of the last surviving Munchkins from The Wizard Of Oz, 1919-2009. Follow the yellow brick road...

*Venetia Phair, the girl who named Pluto, 1918-2009.

*Yukio Endo, the Japanese gymnast, 1937-2009.


ISSUE 09

On the cover: Made in Romania.

LENSED

IMAGE IS EVERYTHING
CANADIAN-BORN MODEL Simon Tham. He's half-Thai, apparently. Works for me. EVERYTHING LENSED

LENSED

IMAGE IS EVERYTHING
THIS ONE'S CALLED TAYO. He describes himself as a "High-End Board Model". I assume that isn't a typo. Even if it isn't, whilst Tayo might be a bored model, we certainly ain't bored by his androgynous snaps. On an entirely unrelated subject, Eurovision's on this weekend. I'd like to have laughed along (or at) with a bredrin or two, but it seems most of my friends are either, a) in other countries right now, b) in prison, or c) selfish, self-absorbed c**ts. You know who you are. "I gotta get some new friends," Elaine once said in Seinfeld. I hear ya luv. EVERYTHING LENSED

LENSED

IMAGE IS EVERYTHING
NOW, THIS IS the kinda boy you could bring home to your mother. Very handsome'n'hot et cetera, but probably not a nasty, dutty whore in the bedroom, sadly. The model is Anthony Gallo, and he was lensed by Joseph Bleu. EVERYTHING LENSED

GIVE ME THE TABLE... AND I WILL GIVE YOU THE MAN


FURNITURE. COFFEE TABLES (or as Habitat likes to call them, "low tables").

 If there's one thing that's sure to make me drip like a virgin Czechoslovakian boy catching his ripped uncle banging the rugged-yet-handsome woodcutter in the snowy forest, it's beautiful furniture.

The coffee table is the room equivalent of a six pack. In the grand scheme of things, you don't really need one, but it looks good and it gets attention - if you get it right. One of my first ever posts was about my beloved Gem (below) smashing into little bits of tempered glass. I long for the day when I can throw another £500 on a replacement - or one of these sexy pieces...


PREVIOUSLY - GEM KILLED IN FREAK ACCIDENT

ELSEWHERE - Indra Gem Fusion Dekon 1 Dekon 2 Swivel Spiral

HOW MUCH DO YOU GET PAID? HOW MUCH DO YOU GET PAID? HUH? HUH?

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN one pig with its snout in the trough butts heads with another pig with its snout in the trough?

An extraordinary exchange between BBC News 24 presenter Carrie Gracie and Labour peer Lord Foulkes. I can't quite decide who's the most revolting.

Sanya in España has an interesting take on the issue of MP's expenses (link below).

ELSEWHERE - Hold the Front Page! Public Servants With Expensive Taste!

PAY THE TEACHERS MORE MONEY! (MAYBE THEN THEY'LL STOP SLEEPING WITH THE STUDENTS)

OH NO YOU didn't!

Ms. Sykes, you gimme too much jokes... Just to play devil's advocate for a minute (I know - me!), I wonder if a great big white dyke (say, Ellen or Rosie) would have been an as acceptable court jester for the President? But on with the laughs. Oh, she's good...

 
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