THE WEEK ACCORDING TO GARÇON STUPIDE

*INDIA: Section 377 of the Indian Penal Code is repealed, decriminalising homosexuality. India has the second highest population in the world, and therefore, the second highest number of homosexuals of any country...

*DOMINICAN REPUBLIC: Riot police disperse Gay Pride event.

*CHINA: Shanghai's Gay Triangle; the city recently concluded its first Gay Pride week.

*IRAQ: Life for gays is worse than it was under the rule of Saddam Hussein.

*BULGARIA: The Rainbow Friendship Rally takes place in Sofia today; earlier this month, "the British ambassador to Bulgaria was criticised for his support for the event".

*ITALY: When in Rome...

*US: Black men are the least preferred sexual partners by other races, according to a report by the San Francisco Department of Public Health. Well... No, I'ma leave that one alone.


*US: The Obama administration starts to dismantle Bush's HIV travel ban. Countries coloured red (above) prevent foreign nationals with HIV from entering. Oh look, tolerant and cheerful Australia's one of them!

*US: Openly gay sailor August Provost was shot and his body set alight. August, pictured right with his brother, had complained of being harassed by fellow servicemen.

*US: Anthony Woods, the openly gay Iraq veteran running for congress, talks to The Washington Post. Here he is talking to AMERICAblog:

*US: Colin Powell (that's Colon Powell if you're American) helped create Don't Ask, Don't Tell in 1993. Now he says: "I think this is a policy and a law that should be reviewed".

*US: God Says No, "the first novel by James Hannaham, about a closeted black man trying to navigate the opposing forces of his faith and his desire".

*US: Fear and loathing in the Big Apple.

*US: San Francisco's Pink Triangle memorial partially destroyed by arsonists.

*US: Only in America. Camp Camp, the summer camp for gay adults.

*UK: A history of London Gay Pride in pictures (left).

*UK: Conservative Mayor Boris Johnson, well known for homophobic remarks, fails to show up at London Gay Pride, and is booed when he appears in a pre-recorded video message. 500,000 marchers partied in Trafalgar Square; around 30 religious nuts "preached through a loudspeaker and held signs saying homosexuality was against God's wishes". I'm not great with numbers, but...

*UK: It's not all fun and games however. Peter Tatchell accuses the SGL community of "huge apathy and complacency" and The Guardian looks at a depoliticised Pride.

*UK: Was our beloved Peter T snubbed by Grumpy Gordon?

*UK: The Pink List 2009 - 101 most influential gay and lesbian people in Britain today. First Secretary of State Peter Mandelson is at No.1. The first non-white entry is Gok Wan at No.11; thereafter it's all white until we reach Waheed Ali at No.53, John Amaechi at No.60, and, just when I'd given up hope of seeing another, you know, Ethnic Person, Stephen K Amos is let in at 98. Pitiful.

*Tower Bridge restoration, in pictures.

*The worst tower block fire in London's history; 6 people are dead. The disaster, in pictures.

*Heat wave hell! (Unless you were lucky enough to be in Hyde Park when the Chippendales went for a stroll, below left and right.)

*Dress down Friday!

*Check your 20p pieces.

*Britain doesn't know the Bible.

*"I'd love to show Madonna what we have built in Romania", says Duncan Bannatyne, who doesn't subscribe to the view that wealthy Westerners can best help impoverished orphans by spiriting them away from their home, family and culture...

*The July 7th London Bombing Memorial is unveiled ahead of Tuesday's 4th anniversary. "The tribute, in the south-east corner of the park, near Lovers' Walk and Park Lane, consists of 52 roughly textured stainless steel pillars, each 3.5 metres high and representing one of the victims. They are grouped together in four interlinking clusters, of six, seven, 13 and 26, reflecting the number of lives lost in each of the four bombing incidents, at Russell Square, Aldgate and Edgware Road underground stations and at Tavistock Square."

*The human cost of businesses that collapse into administration.

*Irma resigns as Alaska's Top Dominatrix. Now she can go back to her old job as April O'Neil's sidekick at Channel 6. Watch out for Bebop and Rocksteady!

*"Goldman Sachs has engineered every major market manipulation since the Great Depression". In other news, KFC admit they're the ones behind dewindling fish stocks, and someone who isn't foriegn or non-white gets voted out of the Big Brother house.

*Naughty Cristiano! Plastic Slut Boy is being investigated for allegedly attacking a 17-year-old girl: "Ronaldo reportedly kicked in the window of a car the girl was sat in, sending shards of glass all over her". Car window glass crumbles into bits, not shards. And she's probably got the hump because it was glass he showered her with and not something else. You just can't please some people.

*And before we get all serious again, how about a picture of top manikin Oraine Barrett naked in a top hat? It's an unused shot from the June spread he did for DOM.

*Treat violence as if it is an infectious disease; crime drops between 41 and 73 per cent.

*"Canadian HIV vaccine ready for human tests".

*WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! Swine flu: "Reports are starting to emerge of people who sicken and die very quickly of what appears to be viral pneumonia".

*File under Really Bad Ideas: the DIY circumcision using nail clippers. "This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic is quoted as saying. Well, obviously it needed saying.

*Does size matter? Not if you're a woman in Tanzania, apparently.

*Is Bicycling Bad for Your Bones?

*Genetically modified rice that protects against allergies.

*In 2000, the Human Genome Project found that all humans are more than 99 per cent alike. But what about the other 1 per cent?

*Photographs from the weird world of bodybuilding.

*Fancy standing in a glass box 103 stories off the ground? No, me neither.

*Naked on a plane! (And don't call me Shirley).

*It's not likely that there would ever have been a naked person on the Horten 2-29. Had it been ready in time, the Nazi stealth plane could have dropped a nuclear bomb on New York City.

*Introducing the Autonomobile (ATNMBL), a self-driving electric passenger vehicle that heralds, according to its designers, the end of driving.

*Right children, last week we learned about the robot that eats flesh. Some people might think that's a bad idea, but what about emotional robots (did someone say Victoria Beckham?)

*Boeing finds another sign of structural weakness in its new plastic plane.

*Apple goes bad in the heat.

*Someone's gone and invented something useful.

*WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!

*And it's not looking good for shrimps, crabs and sea turtles either.

*However, if you're part of the ant mega-colony that has taken over world, it's all good in the 'hood.

*Chimpanzee prison break!

*Incredible shrinking sheep!

*The World's Ugliest Dog.

*This is the most revolting thing you'll see. Ever.

*HX Magazine is sold and Vibe Magazine shuts down. The New York Blade suspends production.

*Sex sells on the tramways of France. (Interestingly, the black model's package is the smallest.)

*The British Board of Film Classification relaxes sex guidelines.

*The original ending to Brüno was a "brutal gay bashing played for laughs". Meanwhile, the administrators of Birmingham High School are in hot water for letting Brüno play with the football team.

*Hollywood Announces It's Officially Given Up. On that note, The Independent wonders whatever happened to the great American film director?

*The collapse of finances at ITV and Channel 4 means the BBC has become the only show in town - to the detriment of TV drama.

*"Reality TV shows are Aesop's fables for modern times", argues Brian Sewell. "In the mirror it holds to our souls we glimpse society as it now really is..."

*God help us: "A new gameshow on Turkish television will pit rabbis, imams, monks and priests against each other in an attempt to convert sworn aetheists to their respective religions".

*Bless you sweetheart - a message from Dolly Parton:

*"'I'm better off dead. I'm done': Michael Jackson's fateful prediction just a week before his death". Includes matter-of-fact statements about his alleged homosexuality.

*Everyone has something to say about Michael Jackson, and everyone wants to say something different: "Bleached-out Michael Jackson is no role model for me", says Lindsay Johns in the Evening Standard (a negative piece in the ES? Surely not!)

*Former music industry executive John Niven also takes to the soapbox with his article: Michael Jackson: Bad! And very dangerous.

*Bubbles, however, is alive and living happily ever after:

*Jackson's illuminated glove will be auctioned on 2nd October.

*Neverland, in pictures.

*Lego Wino.

*You may recall previous episodes in the Spectacular saga - the grinding videos, the $100,000 offered by FlavaMen to pose nude - now, the happy ending. Tipsy In Dis Club is a hit for Pretty Ricky.

*Mollie Sugden, the actress, 21st July 1922 – 1st July 2009.

More pictures from London Pride 2009 at The Best of Men; London Pride photographs by Urban Shotz Photography.


ISSUE 16


On the cover: Oraine Barrett by Greg Vaughan

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Model Santiago Peralta, lensed by Bruno Rand. EVERYTHING LENSED

MOON CHILD

ka-os|theory talks exclusively to singer and dancer Moonchild, who is performing live on stage at tomorrow's London Pride 2009.

"I'M READING THIS really interesting book on the law of desire," Moonchild tells me as we dodge traffic crossing Charing Cross Road on our way to Soho.

It's one of the hottest days of the year and I've arranged to meet 24-year-old singer and dancer Michael Anthony Moonchild for a chat ahead of his performance at Saturday's London Pride festival. I meet him in Borders, and find him sitting in a window reading intently by himself. He looks younger than his pictures suggest - it's all in the eyes - and he radiates serenity.

I later neglect to ask him about his choice of reading material, and can only imagine that he's trying to discover why mere mortals might want to ravish him.

Moonchild exudes a slightly disconcerting mixture of innocence and worldliness. Combined with his unusual looks (his father is Nigerian and his mother Cuban) he had already seemed somewhat unearthly before I had even met him. Although he's dressed plainly today - dark jeans, a dark green wife-beater and cap - I wonder if he gets a lot of attention.

"It's quite embarrassing. If I'm walking down the street, especially if I'm dressed in bright colours, people always stare at me. I used to find it extremely irritating, I still do sometimes. Some people look at me like I'm crazy. Some people send me messages saying I'm a freak, how I'm weird. I had someone say to me 'why are you trying to be white, why are you trying to be a white boy, your music sounds white'."

It doesn't surprise me. Moonchild is truly unique, a genuine individual, and that threatens people.

"I get more positive responses from people than bad," he adds.

In Soho we pass three identical muscle Marys. "Gay people annoy me," he says wearily. "They're all 'Look at me! Look at me!' It gets on my nerves."

It's an interesting comment. Despite being strikingly good-looking, an impressive 6'2", and possessing the physique of a... er... dancer, Moonchild completely lacks conceit. That's refreshing in a beautiful London boy, and unheard of in Soho, where one can't move for boys checking their reflections in any reflective surface they can find.

I ask Moonchild to talk about Indigo children, a concept he's professed an affinity for. "How do you know about that?" he exclaims.

He had mentioned it in an email some time ago. "You told me," I remind him.

"Oh yeah..." he smiles bashfully, before becoming deadly serious. "Indigo children are basically people with very strong spiritual... not powers, but awareness. They're very connected to the moon and the stars and the colour indigo as well, and they're really creative and sensitive, quite mysterious people. I don't call myself an Indigo child but I feel like I have a connection to them 'cos I feel like I'm kinda similar to them."

I wondered what had led Moonchild to see a connection with Indigo children. "I've got a friend that's an Indigo child, and she sees things. She's amazing actually."

Moonchild's eyes are wide. The notion of an otherness clearly chimes with him.

Listen to Moonchild's music and you'll get a strong sense of that otherness. He studied dance in college and later performing arts in university, but the strict regime they entailed was unsuited to his quest for the Moonchild style. "School, college, university - actually, I dropped out of all of them. I never ever finished any of the courses."

He's unapologetic, and justifiably so. Moonchild is charting his own course.

"I've been dancing since I was young. Dance and music to me is one thing. I've performed with Chris Brown, I've performed with Jamelia, Sugababes, Keisha White..."

Moonchild's goals might sound like those of any muso, but there's also a charming sense of altruism in his dreams, "My ultimate ambition is to be a touring artist, I wanna travel the world and perform shows and go on tour and just make albums that people like. I think my ultimate achievement would be if I inspired someone through my music. If someone's going through something, like a bad relationship, if my music could touch them, help them... for me that would be so good."

So just what is the Moonchild sound?

"I would describe my music as funky, a bit edgy... I've kind of used like old school classic pop with modern electro. Tracks like Traffic, 'cos when I was young I grew up listening to quality, not to sound bigheaded, but quality pop tracks like that that have substance you know? And kind of given it a little bit of a modern feel but still kept it quite... not old school, but just timeless in a way. And Candy Raindrops is very modern and things like Love 2 Love which is very much my own style, it's just me, I can't really put a... I dunno, I'd just say it's Moonchild."

With the music industry in turmoil (when was the last time you bought a CD, or paid for a download?) I ask Moonchild what his thoughts on the subject are...

"I feel the music industry is going through probably the hardest time it's ever gone through, because of the whole downloading thing and the recession. Artists ain't selling as much albums as they used to sell, but it hasn't really affected me because I'm not signed yet. I'm an unsigned artist, I'm okay. But what's out there now... not much artists are doing it for me. It is what it is I suppose."

Seems to me Moonchild's hit the nail on the head - what's out there is homogeneous (how many more "kooky" girl singers do we really need?) and uninspiring. Moonchild says that labels have told him they just wouldn't know how to market him. I wonder if he's a child out of his time. His inspirations are Michael Jackson, Janet Jackson, Prince, James Brown, Gloria Estefan, Simply Red... "They're my main influences - that made me wanna dance, especially watching Michael and Janet."

It's a relief not to hear the names Beyonce or Mariah.

"I'd love for everyone to hear my music. But at the same time I am enjoying - I know it sounds weird - but I am enjoying where I am now because I know I'm going to be a successful musician, I just know that. And I'm just kinda living the place where I am now in my life, going through the struggles, and really appreciating all the steps that I'm taking to be where I wanna be."

Those steps include recording an album - Love 2 Love - and assembling a band. For now, Moonchild is enjoying his creative freedom, "I haven't got any labels telling me what to do and what to wear and stuff."

Would he consider adapting his persona to fit the mould the men in suits use to cast recording artists?

"No. I'd rather be unsigned. I'm never ever gonna change myself. No, I mean I will compromise on certain things 'cos obviously the label has to make money and that's just the way it is. But I'm gonna always going be Moonchild and that's just me."

What does he think about the TV reality shows that appear to have so much influence over the music industry? Would he ever consider using them to widen his exposure?

"I have thought about it, but I just don't think I'd fit in to that. Because I'd be going on TV trying to be someone I'm not. All the songs they sing, it's not me. The way they perform, it's not me. It's too toned down, number one. Everyone's watered down completely and I can't do that. I can only be myself and I just don't think I could fit into a reality TV show. Unless they were willing to accept all the things that came with me as a performer."

Have shows like The X Factor choked the creativity of artists?

"I think for music in the UK, yeah, definitely, because the things that they put out there people listen to it and kinda think that's what music's meant to be like, they're not really giving artists like myself space to introduce something new and fresh into the UK. The mainstream music in the UK is manufactured music, watered down, and I don't like it."

So what does the future hold for him?

"I'm going to be in the studio next week and I'm going to do a song called Feels So Good, it's quite ballady and airy and it's Moonchild. They'll be up soon."

Moonchild will also be performing at tomorrow's London Pride. He'll be on the Urban Stage on Carlisle Street with his dancers at 5.45pm.

"I'm going to perform two of my tracks, Candy Raindrops and Electric Eyes and I'm also going to do a Michael Jackson track as well."

Any last words Moonchild?

"I think music's a gift and you're there to share it with the world. Just because I can sing music or record music or I'm a musician, doesn't give me an ego at all. I like to share it with everyone I'm close with. It's my lover, but it's everyone's lover..."

MOONCHILD ACCORDING TO MOONCHILD: A TRACK BY TRACK GUIDE

ELECTRIC EYES
"That track is about seeing someone out somewhere. As soon as you kinda see them they have that connection, and it's all in the eyes. I'm attracted to eyes. It's basically about seeing someone that has eyes that really capture you, and draw you in."

UNFAITHFUL
"That is about being in a relationship with someone and them cheating on you. You know, if you meet someone, and you think wow, this is amazing, this person's really really different. And then you slowly start to see the hidden agenda, people's characters, and the monster that's there..."

LOVE 2 LOVE
"Do you know what, that is super super super personal because if you listen to the production, it's got quite an eerie feel to it, like sinister... It's not your typical love song in terms of production. Like the cords, and the instruments are not very very nice, they're not sweet, it's got a slightly dark feel to it. I hope that it takes listeners somewhere else. I want people to listen to it and think a little bit more. That whole track is a journey."

CANDY RAINDROPS
"That song's sexual. If you listen to the lyrics..." Moonchild breaks off and smiles bashfully. "You're going to make me embarrassed now!" he protests. "It's basically saying... It's sex. I can give it to you good and I can be the best person to give it to you. You know what I mean!"

TRAFFIC
"That track is about being in a relationship where you feel trapped. Where you have feelings for a person but at the same time you know that person's not good for you and you need to get out of the relationship. Just being stuck in traffic, waiting for the green light to signal, 'Okay, I'm gone!'"


ELSEWHERE - Michael Anthony/Moonchild (Official MySpace)

Moonchild was lensed by Urban Shotz Photography and presquevu photo

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Model Nique Jenkins, lensed by Michael Brager. EVERYTHING LENSED

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Model Gianni J-Z is a model and exotic dancer from New York. EVERYTHING LENSED ELSEWHERE - Gianni J-Z (Official MySpace)

MOLLIE SUGDEN IS DEAD

THE ACTRESS MOLLIE SUGDEN has died at the age of 86. The actress is best know for her role as Mrs. Slocombe in Are You Being Served? Thanks for the laughs madamn, you were amazing. ELSEWHERE - Are You Being Served? star Mollie Sugden dies PREVIOUSLY - Wendy Richard Is Dead PREVIOUSLY - John Inman Is Dead

 
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