Arguments are to be avoided: they are always vulgar and often convincing

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It's been a long time since we've had an MP sex scandal as juicy as Keith Vaz and his trio of male hookers. It's hard to justify his behaviour - not the the hiring of young men for sex, per se - hell, if I win the lottery, I'll have one for breakfast, two for lunch, and half a dozen for dinner three times a week - but the awful harm done to his (presumably) unsuspecting wife and children. That aside, Vaz isn't a hypocrite: he has supported gay equality and the decriminalisation of sex work, and spoke up against the ban on poppers, saying "The government recognises that representations have been made to the effect that 'poppers' have a beneficial health and relationship effect in enabling anal sex for some men who have sex with men, amid concern about the impact of the ban on these men."

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It was with thirsty anticipation that I fell upon approached the new Titan Men scene scene starring Micah Brandt, with David Benjamin. And then, the spit. Micah - one of the hottest men in gay porn right now - starts it off, gobbing into Benjamin's mouth. It's like when you suddenly see some random toe-sucking in a scene. It's niche, and it's fetish, and only a minority want to see that shit. Gross. Micah (whose Twitter is always entertaining, was one of the KAOS Top 20 Porn Stars if 2013) is rarely teamed up with anyone as remotely sexy as he is. He remains a wasted talent.

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The legendary Maxwell (mid-90s neo-soul royalty) has teamed up with Mary J. Blige for a "King + Queen of Hearts World Tour". It's like wearing Primark with Gucci. I don't see it as a match, and not just because I personally dislike the warbling, caterwauling Bilge, (who's probably just desperate for the cash), but I'd sooner have seen him step out on stage with Toni Braxton.

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RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars' second season has thus far been oddly lacklustre, more so when Tatianna sashayed away. Everyone wanted to see more of Tatianna (the same can't be said for newly departed Ginger Minj, sent packing by a show-stealing Alyssa Edwards). It's also a shame that Untucked appears to have been folded into the main show, and now takes place in the workroom. I was a big fan of the stripped back, documentary-style incarnation of Untucked from season eight - I hope it hasn't gone for good (the same can't be said for Phi Phi O'Hara, who appears to have lost her Redemption script. But who wants to see a good Phi Phi?)

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