NINE

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NINE TEENAGERS HAVE now been killed in London this year.

A 17-year-old was shot in the face in Greenwich, south London, in the early hours of this morning.

Update: The victim has been identified as Charlie Wright, from Eltham.

Violence is American as apple pie

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MEN, IN PICTURES
Pictures: Mattias Vriens photographs Doug Porter for FHM in this electrifying story. Title quote: "Violence is American as apple pie." Kwame Toure, American civil rights activist.

Many desperate acts of design are perpetuated in the absence of a strong concept

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DELUXEDULUX DALEKS


Not content with vandalising the theme tune, and disposing with anything resembling decent writing (if you thought the second episode, The Beast Below was bad, just wait until you see the total pig's breakfast that is Victory of the Daleks), new show-runner Steven Moffat has decided to put his own stamp on an icon.

The Dalek, designed by Raymond Cusick, is a design classic that's largely gone unchanged since 1963, and has become firmly embedded in popular culture. The Moffat redesign - which comes just five years after the sympathetic, ballsy Russell T Davies enhancements - is all wrong on several fronts.

Most disturbing is the pointless bloating of the silhouette. The skirt section is clumsy and out of proportion. To the rear we have some additional detailing, the purpose of which is unclear. Notice that all of the BBC's official photos are full frontal, or facing up. There are no shots of side views (like the screenshot above, via Cathode Ray Tube) or rear views.

The bumper section at floor level is weird. I always liked the 60's movie versions with their chunky bumpers, but the ones on the 2010 versions are all wrong: too big, and once again out of proportion. The shoulder section is ugly too. It harks back to the very original 1963 model, stripping away the slats added in later episodes, but the front is square and blocky, as if some one's stuck it on at the last minute.

Moving up to the "neck" area, the black grille section is horrible: overly simplified and plastic-looking.

Worst of all is the sheer size of the things. One of the key selling points of the original Daleks was their size. Is there someone - or something - inside? The new monstrosities aren't only fat and bloated, they're too tall. Daleks are meant to be squat. Perhaps Moffat's Cybermen will be midgets, just for the sake of it.

The colours are cute, but pretty pointless, and counter-productive. Cartoonish, ill-judged and insensitive to their heritage, Moffat's Daleks are the latest misfire in a franchise that's rapidly losing its way.


Title quote: "Many desperate acts of design (including gradients, drop shadows, and the gratuitous use of transparency) are perpetuated in the absence of a strong concept. A good idea provides a framework for design decisions, guiding the work." Noreen Morioka

EIGHT

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THIS IS Wesley Sterling, the latest victim of knife crime in London.

The 16-year-old (above) was stabbed to death in Croydon on Sunday.

A 15-year-old was arrested and subsequently bailed until June.


His death follows that of 16-year-old Agnes Sina-Inakoju last week, and 18-year-old Aliza Mirza at Manor Park Underground station on 3rd April. Sterling is the seventh teenager to be murdered in the capital this year. Sofyen Belamouadden (15), and 17-year-old's Godwin Nii Lawson and Olukorede Fajinmi all died from knife wounds in the last couple of months. In January, 18-year-old Isschan Nicholls died in a street fight.
Last year, 11 teenage boys were murdered in London, down from 28 in 2008. The decline was due in part to a Operation Blunt 2, launched by the Metropolitan police to tackle the problem.

Profound philosophical questions never really interested me


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Pictures: Jason, lensed by Dylan Rosser.

Title quote: "Profound philosophical questions never really interested me." Dialogue, Blake's 7: Terminal (1980).

An elaborately executed, highly marketed, deception

Garçon Reports
a news compendium
with a gay bias
election special


||| "As a black, gay man I was horrified that the only remotely brown face of Conservative power - and one ostensibly in charge of our societies 'social action' couldn't even spit out words in support of equality. I can only conclude, that should Cameron and his remarkably un-evolved group take power that [GBLT] people will be a big part of his 'great ignored'." Openly gay basketball star John Amaechi slams Britain's Conservative party, and their leader David Cameron in particular.

||| "It's an elaborately executed, highly marketed, deception. A leopard does not change its spots and neither has the Conservative party." The former head of the Tory's gay campaign, Anastasia Beaumont-Bott (right),
speaks out after defecting to Labour.

||| Tory MP David Heathcote also defects to Labour in response to the Conservative's record on gay rights issues.

||| David Cameron and George Osborne would merely "consider" the case for gay marriage - but they
won't support it. Peter Tatchell says, "A commitment to merely consider the case for legalising gay marriage is meaningless."

||| 400 turned out for The Big Gay Flash Mob; Gay rights activists Tamsin Omond and Peter Tatchell met with Shadow Chancellor George Osborne - but left disappointed. Said Tatchell, "David Cameron’s commitment to gay rights is not embraced by the whole Tory party and is not deemed worthy of a mention in official party publicity."

||| Labour promises a future fair for all - and concrete promises on gay equality.

||| Attitude - the gay lifestyle magazine -
printed half of its 150,000 copies with Conservative leader David Cameron's face on the cover. A male model featured on the remaining 75,000 - the model accounted for 70 per cent of all copies sold.

||| David Cameron's
links to the nastiest extremists operating in European politics.

||| Tories knew members of the Polish Law and Justice party (with whom the Conservatives are closely allied) were on the far right, tending towards homophobia and antisemitism. They ignored a report advising caution and pushed ahead with an alliance.

||| "Giving the [GBLT] community the same rights as the heterosexual community
is not 'a bedrock equality issue' in [David] Cameron's vision. His big society shrinks by the day."

||| The Conservatives are a risk to equality, openly gay Minister for Europe Chris Bryant (right) warns.

||| Johann Hari: The Conservative Party's
claim to have abandoned its long history of homophobia seems to be imploding as the general election approaches.

||| Ready for another dose of real Tory anti-gay hate? How about,
Secret tape reveals Tory backing for ban on gays. Conservative MP Chris Grayling defends the Christian couple who turned away a gay couple: "I think we need to allow people to have their own consciences. I personally always took the view that, if you look at the case of should a Christian hotel owner have the right to exclude a gay couple from a hotel, I took the view that if it's a question of somebody who's doing a B&B in their own home, that individual should have the right to decide who does and who doesn't come into their own home."

||| Conservatives try to backtrack,
saying Grayling's comments were a recollection of old views. Uh huh.

||| Since April 2007, it's been illegal for commercial accommodation providers to exclude someone
based on their sexual orientation.

||| Peter Tatchell
wants to know: Do the Tories support anti-gay discrimination by B&Bs or not? Elsewhere, Tatchell points out that Graylings comments reflect the real Tories.

||| Johann Hari: How is this different from turning away black couples?

||| Soul singer Beverly Knight (right)
tells the PinkPaper: "Do me a favour - next time you see [the Conservative in question] Chris Grayling, punch him in the face and tell him it's from me! His comments disgusted me."

||| And the founder of the Conservative Party's biggest group campaigning for gay rights has said she
will now vote Labour at the general election after David Cameron failed to reprimand Grayling. Shame!

||| "Dave the Dodger" yet again
fails to tackle gay discrimination in his ranks.

||| David Cameron deliberately
omits gays from key speech.

||| The Tory leader
has been invited to a 'David Cameron Coming Out Street Party' by human rights activist Peter Tatchell. Says Tatchell: "Right now, the Tories don't have any official lesbian and gay rights policies. The Conservative Party annual conference has never voted for gay equality and there are no gay rights policies in any Tory policy document. The Conservatives are offering the gay community no new measures to remedy the remaining vestiges of homophobia... David Cameron supports the ban on same-sex civil marriage and the lifetime ban on gay blood donors. This week, Cameron blocked government plans to ensure that all pupils receive sex education and education to counter homophobia from the age of 15."

||| Stonewall has a range of election materials on its site, aimed at encouraging all supporters of equality to use their vote on May 6. The interactive pages list the voting records on LGBT equality of all current MPs and is aimed at helping voters decide how to cast their vote in four weeks’ time.


||| LAST WEEK'S EDITION

||| GARÇON REPORTS, ONE YEAR AGO: 11.4.09
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"You know, we might just as well not have bothered to come.
The whole thing's been ridiculous."

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Lust's passion will be served

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A little of the art of Zack, a.k.a. Oliver Frey.

There's a two part interview with Frey at Fair View: Part One, Part Two

View comic strips by Zack: Tender Bait, The Street and Teasy Meat.

Much more after the jump...

Beggin' After Dark

Garçon Reports
a news compendium
with a gay bias


||| Myth of the gay lifestyle justifies bias: "What" we are - be it gay, straight, black, white - is simply window dressing. "Who" we are is where the substance is, where the person is, where our humanity is.

||| "Supergays and superlesbians don’t like our diversity. They want to streamline us as gymgoing, straight-acting professionals, sanitized for your protection." Michael Lucas (left)
on GLAAD.

||| NAACP President Benjamin Jealous blames the gay community
for the lack of African American support.

||| If you could pop a pill to make you straight,
would you? Around one in four gay men would.

||| Carl Walker-Hoover (right):
1 year on. Don't forget this little boy.

||| Puerto Rican gossip show Super Xclusivo
attacked for repeatedly calling Ricky Martin pato (faggot). GLAAD have weighed in too.

||| Cyndi Lauper to open True Colors Residence, the first permanent housing for homeless GBLT youth in Harlem.

||| There's something truly sad about a hospital closing, and
the news of St. Vincent's Hospital Manhattan's coming closure is particularly poignant. It was one of the first hospitals in the US with dedicated services for HIV and AIDS patients.

||| Gay soldiers are employees, too.

||| Another gay couple
go to the prom. This time, with parental support.

||| I'm From Driftwood, a compilation of true stories by gay people from all over. Below, I'm From Madison, CT:


||| Band Fags, banned by Facebook...

||| ...And
re-instated by Facebook.

||| Jim Carrey's I Love You Phillip Morris
shelved indefinitely.

||| Is Hollywood
gay enough?

||| Flipping The Script: Beyond Homophobia in Black Hollywood, a panel hosted by Writers Guild West in Los Angeles and moderated by Sheryl Lee Ralph. Wilson Cruz (sigh) was there too. EDGE
has more, plus pictures.

||| Jamie Foxx, acting on the misapprehension that people either care, or believe him, or don't believe him: I'm not gay. (What man or woman would want to go near a mouth like that anyway?)

||| ABC
admits gay storyline wasn't to the liking of its daytime audience.

||| St. Louis man claims he can't get a job -
because he's gay.

||| A gay bourbon drinker
tells all.

||| First gay marketed apartment building (left) in NYC?

||| Assinine double entendre
alert!

||| Vancouver's Gay Top Model 2010 (check the cutey at 2:27 in this clip)...


||| Chris Kanyon, the openly gay wrestler, is dead. He was 40.

||| Get thee to a barber Tyson - you've
got something on your face.

||| Gay Zimbabweans
face widespread harassment, corrective rape.

||| It's been a while since we heard anything about Uganda's "Kill the Gays" Bill. Has it died
a quiet death?

||| Malawi: The newly formed Anti Gay Movement (AGM) will conduct a "general referendum" to give Malawians a
chance to choose if they want homosexuality or not. (Yes, really.)

||| Malawi: Steven Monjeza and Tiwonge Chimbalanga's plight has
driven gay men deeper underground.

||| Malawi: We can all still write letters of support to Tiwonge and Steven at: Chichiri Prison, P.O. Box 30117, Chichiri, Blantyre Malawi. Their trial started on Tuesday.

||| The South African government's
double standards on hate speech.

||| Author and activist Thomas Glave, in collaboration with the Institute of Gender and Development Studies, St Augustine, will host a public lecture and book launch on 15th April.
In the spotlight is A Reading from Our Caribbean: A Gathering of Lesbian and Gay Writing from the Antilles.

||| 100 march in first Jamaican Gay Pride (left, and below right)
without incident.

||| Jamaica:
On tolerating homosexuals and such (editorial in the Jamaica Observer).

||| How is India dealing with the decriminalisation of homosexuality?

||| Brave and Heroic gay Iraqi activist, and former Baghdad safe house coordinator Anwar Basim Saleh (left), is
in limbo in EU, faces destitution in Paris.

||| Hostility, not homosexuality, flies in the face of true Koranic teachings: Our society is... slipping into religious fascism,
writes Bramantyo Prijosusilo.

||| Malaysia's first gay-themed movie, ...Dalam Botol (English: In A Bottle), could hit cinemas
within months.

||| ...Dalam Botol, trailer:


||| Taipei City Council's homophobia clear to all.

||| Mexico City: 88 gay couples have married
since new laws came into effect last month.

||| It's been a minute since we heard from our old favourite, plastic boy slut Cristiano Ronaldo.
He's back, re-enacting your favorite poolside gay porno scenes - whilst on holiday!

||| Turkey's gays, transsexuals
decry increasing homophobia.

||| Egyptian princes and a Nazi soldier: The inspiration for The English Patient
had gay relationships.

||| Visit "bold and beautiful" Bulgaria.

||| Why sperm have skulls for heads at Rice & Fish, a Paris sushi restaurant.

||| My big failed gay exorcism: How I
went from church to bathhouse.

||| The Equality Bill - which was
passed by Parliament on Wednesday - will improve lives of HIV patients. Employers will no longer be able to demand pre-employment medical questionnaires.

||| Stonewall
has launched Blow the Whistle on Gay Hate, a "plain English guide for victims of anti-gay hate crime".

||| One In Eleven, a blog
penned by a closeted gay footballer. Outsports review.

||| Man
sexually assaulted on London Underground train.

||| Farewell to a hero of the fight against HIV: Just 17 when he found out he had the virus, Clint Walters (left)
spent the rest of his life fighting it.

||| The new East London line,
in pictures.

||| The director of Liberty, Shami Chakrabarti, says courts are
setting a dangerous precedent by making theological decisions about which faiths deserve legal protection.

||| Is
this the shortest cycle lane in Britain?

||| Who says it couldn't happen again? The rise of Hungary's far-Right Jobbik party
stirs disturbing echoes of the 1940s.

||| The rise of white Australia: The country built on genocide and a policy of whites-only immigration
bans asylum seekers from Afghanistan and Sri Lanka.

||| The Big Picture: Unrest in Thailand, below
(33 more pictures).


||| The Big Picture: Crisis in Kyrgyzstan, below (48 more pictures).


||| Julius Malema, the South African youth leader accused of inciting violence against white farmers, has visited Robert Mugabe in Zimbabwe.

||| Elsewhere in the "rainbow nation", police have used barbed wire to
separate blacks and whites. Delightful.

||| Help Haiti
through art: 1000 pieces of Haitian art over 30 days.

||| Mexico earthquake
shakes dust off a mountain range...

||| ...And the water out of a swimming pool
(video).

||| Remember Elian Gonzalez? He's
all grown up now (left). Ahem... I'm saying nothing.

||| Elian Gonzalez through the years: Cuba
releases photos of Gonzalez, now 16, the one-time cause celebre of exiles.

||| Man
free of HIV after stem cell transplant: The 42-year-old "continues to show no signs of HIV in his blood, two years after a stem cell transplant from a donor with a gene mutation that confers natural resistance to the virus that causes AIDS".

||| The man with
half a body.

||| How to cure depression: with worry.

||| Japanese boffins
find cure for Sick Building Syndrome.

||| Fast walkers at
lower risk of stroke.

||| Five fruit and veg a day
won't keep cancer away...

||| Wine bluffers exposed by research.

||| Animal pictures of the week, part 1
(30 pictures)... And part 2 (28 pictures).

||| "You can't shut down every zoo tomorrow, but we've got to set a point in the future where we don't bring in any more animals, then set another point saying this is the last zoo." Angela Smith, the charities minister,
on phasing out zoos.

||| Oriental Yeti or sick civet?

||| We've heard all about the black sheep in the family - how about a
white calf in a brown litter? (Hope Jill Scott doesn't hear about it, lest it cause another of her "little winces".)

||| World's
biggest rabbit.

||| Self-shearing sheep.

||| Photographers and illustrators
are the latest thorn in Google Books' side. The Huffington Post has a bit more on this.

||| "Twitterers seem to care not for their surroundings or even the people they’re supposed to be socialising with as they punch in those 140 characters telling whoever cares that they are ‘On the train now'." Joan Collins
slams Twitter. Good for you missus! Here at ka-os|theory we remain resolutely firmly anti-Twitter.

||| 10 simple Google
search tricks.

||| Apple iPad:
roundup of reviews.

||| iPad
killer: KILL THE iPAD! KILL IT! HIT IT!

||| Apple blocks iPhone app that warns users how much radiation they are exposing themselves to while on their phone.

||| Samsung is
launching all-in-one PCs...

||| ...But how about the 20 most important computers of all time (real, not fictional...).

||| The wearable robot that lets internet users
experience physical contact.

||| 52 percent of bloggers
consider themselves journalists.

||| The controversial Digital Economy Act has
passed into law. The Act forces Internet Service Providers to cap - or disconnect - illegal filesharers, and gives the Government the power to block websites suspected of carrying copyrighted material.

||| Digital Economy Act:
What made it?

||| Digital Economy Act: Ministers
accused of a stitch-up.

||| Digital Economy Act: Google
could be blocked (yeah, right...), Wikileaks shut down.

||| Digital Economy Act: A nightmare of
unintended consequences.

||| Digital Economy Act: Online commentators
speak out, websites highlight clunky clauses within the "hurriedly passed bill".

||| Digital Economy Act: One ISP - TalkTalk - says it
won't cooperate with the legislation.

||| Digital Economy Act:
what next?

||| Why green light bulbs are a
hazard to the environment.

||| The Big Picture: Signs of Spring 2010
(26 pictures).

||| Best
sideboard designs (or buffets, as Americans apparently call them). 9 more pictures. My favourite of this lot is the very sexy Facet sideboard (below) - and it's only £700!


||| School of Technology and Management (right), by Portuguese architect Nuno Montenegro.

||| Marvin (left) out of JLS:
I was bullied for wearing glasses. Poor baby. Report includes video.

||| JLS
hail Gordon Brown's decision to call a General Erection.

||| Whatever
happened to Sinead O'Connor?

||| Dizzee Rascal tops black Bond poll.

||| Trey Songz' homoerotic behind the scenes Vibe
video.

||| Kele Okereke (right, centre) - the openly gay lead singer in Bloc Party - is to release his first solo album.

||| Chris Meloni shows he's
just not a suit-wearin' kinda guy... He'll always be Chris Keller to me.

||| S. Epatha Merkerson to leave Law & Order at the end of its current season, its twentieth. She's played Lt. Van Buren since 1993. DONK-DONK!

||| New True Blood characters,
in pictures.

||| "Vampires aren't just vampires. Y'know, a cigar isn't just a cigar, they're so useful as a metaphor for alienated minorities. In this case, I was thinking specifically of the gay community." Charlaine Harris, the author of the books on which True Blood is based,
confirms what everyone suspected.

||| And whilst we're on the subject of True Blood,
meet Alcide (right).

||| Hehe... From
DListed: "Remember that episode of Desperate Housewives where the series creator Marc Cherry slappity slapped slapped Edie across the face after she sassed his ass one day?"

||| Most interesting about this case
is this: "Cherry's treatment of Sheridan, including his physical assault and battery of her, occurred because he is a homosexual man and she is a heterosexual woman."

||| Middle class use comedy to
assert cultural superiority.

||| The new series of Doctor Who, first reviews:
Mail Online, Telegraph, Daily Mirror, Guardian.

||| Doctor Who 1963-2010:
a mega-quiz.

||| Whatever Happened To Baby Jane? Not really - just Audrey
slapping Rita in Coronation Street (right). There's nothing better than two old battle axes arguing about storylines from twenty years ago!

||| Could Chris Parker (left) return to EastEnders? The actor exited the show in 2005 following a failed suicide attempt allegedly caused by media speculation over his sexuality.

||| John Forsythe, the actor best known for his role as Blake Carrington in Dynasty,
is dead. He was 92.

||| Noel Clarke will
make a sequel to Adulthood - itself a sequel to Kidulthood - with the working title Hood3.

||| Baby Star (right)
signs exclusively to Flava Works.

||| MormonBoyz.com owner receiving death threats.

||| Gay porn
drama! Starring Falcon Studios!

||| Wet leisure assistant and modality manager: just two of most ridiculous job titles. What's your job title (and what would an idiot manager re-brand it as?)

||| Scrabble's makers to
allow proper nouns.

||| Toy cars
worth more than the real thing.

||| The 20 greatest children's books
ever.

||| The Frida Kahlo painting
unseen for 72 years.

||| A photo of Sarah Palin
with 3 invisible dicks. You go, girrrlll!

||| And finally, New York performer Andrew Cristi's coming out story, in song. Absolutely superb.

||| LAST WEEK'S EDITION

||| GARÇON REPORTS, ONE YEAR AGO: 11.4.09
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Issue 60 of Garçon Reports covers the period
2-9 April 2010 - plus some stuff I missed!


(What do all the top headlines for each edition of
"Garçon Reports" have in common?)

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POSTSCRIPT
"You know, we might just as well not have bothered to come.
The whole thing's been ridiculous."

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