DISCOGRAPHIC

Today on Discographic...

BASHY!

CHIPMUNK!

THE TEMPER TRAP!

JLS!

and, er, BASSHUNTER!

Let's get the ball rolling with some real, dirty, London grime: Bashy wants to know, Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? If the quiz show was half as good as this tune, ITV wouldn't be in so much trouble.

Awww... Chipmunk. You just can't go wrong with a face like that. Fortunately, the 18-year-old from Tottenham has come good with this little diamond. Geddit?

Yes, this is the clip used in the Big Brother highlights reel during the live final. It's epic.

JLS will release the follow-up to their debut Beat Again on 2nd November. There's no video yet, just the Lads telling us about it. Let's hope their best assets are fully exploited in the forthcoming promo...

And if there aren't any thrusting, oiled torsos on offer when Everybody In Love comes out, here's a flashback to The X Factor days, with lots of shirtless boy band-ter, and lots of Marvin's sculpted pecs. More pictures from this after the jump below.

Lastly, I shouldn't like this, and it's a bit embarassing to be honest, but what the hell. Everyone likes cheese. The video falls into the so-bad-it-isn't-even-good category, and ends with the most idiotic scene in music video history. "We've lost her!" "Where?" "Oh my God!" Oh, just piss off.

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