I know, I know! "Garçon, Garçon! Who is this impossible beauty," I hear you cry. Well don't worry your pretty little heads, kids, 'cos I'm going to tell you, yes I am!
The manikin in question is Federico Amoroso, and he's been lensed by Sam Scott Schiavo for this jaw-dropping Fantasticsmag editorial (where you can find a dozen more shots of this "tale of jocks and balls").
As a public service, I've made the best of the spread available to you, and yours, below.
Bon appétit, enfants!
"I would also like to take this opportunity to squash the persistent rumours about mysterious 'disappearances' and emphasize that rural and urban areas are now enjoying a life of harmony and peace. I'm sure you're glad to hear this. And I'm happy you're glad."