THIS IS A STORY about Rohypnol candidate Cristiano Ronaldo walking around Manchester like a f**king sissy.Christ almighty: have a look at yourself in the mirror, love! There's a thin line between chic style guru, and preening Soho slut, and you've minced over that line with nary a single backward glance.
If there's one thing I hate, it's straights with a veneer of gay. It's the equivalent of white boys in gangsta rap drag. We all know what wigger is derived from, so let's work on a term for straight boys stealing from homosexualists.
This kind of look works for a sexy fem boy on his way to a gangbang, but not on a (supposedly) straight dude. Actually maybe that's what's up, he's on his way to a brutal gangbang.
Dressed like that, he's asking for it.
ELSEWHERE >>> Is Cristiano Ronaldo Dressing 'Gay'?
shhhhh...let her (I mean him) live in LaLa Land a little while longer...
ReplyDeleteI think you're right - he's the last one to know he's not just a dick magnet, but a dick fiend too...
ReplyDeleteIs that show 'Footballer's Wives' still on? Maybe they're doing a show called 'Footballer's Bag Boys'.
ReplyDeleteBTW -- I caught a marathon of that show on BBC America and got SOOOO hooked. Thanks for reminding me.
Nah that show finished. It was very, very funny though. And so much beef... Mmmmmmmmmm
ReplyDeleteHe needs a label, otherwise he won't have an identity. "fagaight"?
ReplyDeleteOh, good work Mike. I tried to come up with something and couldn't. "Fagaight" is a definite contender.
ReplyDeletehow about stray...straight/gay heheh
ReplyDeletechristiano is straight leave him alone he gets payed more than u so hes got the last laff
ReplyDeleteActually, I think the outfit is misbegotten on so many levels that looking psuedo-gay is the least of this straight boy's problems.
ReplyDeleteTdot - you should know better.
ReplyDeleteAnon - yes, you're right. Of course he is.
Larry - not to mention the amount of slap she's got on
Found your blog thru thegayte-keeper. Love it!
ReplyDeleteWelcome to you Mister Boot. We love thegayte-keeper too :)
ReplyDeleteA few episodes of "The Wire" later, I'm thinin' Christiano would probably prefer the more trendy "Fag8".
ReplyDeleteOh, Oh, Oh, No.... another episode, a bottle of chianti and a few fava beans later... um, can I change my vote?... for people who are straight but don't mind appearing gay, like Christano, Kanye, Obama, etc.... drum roll ... to "Stragot".... and reserve the "Fag8" for gays who act straight... like, well, I'm not sure, but.... applause? or a little to enthusiastic, innit?
ReplyDeleteMike you're too clever for your own good. Three points for you, 1 point for Tdot, and none for the other 2 bit jerk-offs who couldn't come up with anything. The rest of ya - back to Gen. Pop.! NOW!
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