Hello and Welcome

EVERY NOW AND then, I update the banner at the top of the page. It makes it look like something is happening around here.

The latest continues the adventures of the ka-ostheory Daleks, conquering and possibly exterminating all manner of things.

In the last episode, our evil pepperpots exterminated the allegedly smelly Scorpio from the CocoDorm before being foiled by a determined and intrepid Breion Diamond and his dumb (and pretty useless) assistant Baby Boy (the worst porn model ever). The CocoDorm boys doused the malevolent creatures with the product of their latest Bukkake session, blinding the fiendish automatons!

(I'm making this up as I go along. Stay with me).

The metallic whirling dervishes now find themselves faced with the omniscient Jean Paul Gaultier - who will triumph?

(I'll give you a clue - they ain't busting my JP, it costs a fortune).

Previously - Hello and Welcome

6 comments:

  1. Haha I love it!! Go Daleks! [I've decided to be Dr. Who for Halloween this year; I've even added a twist to the idea too!]

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  2. Oh I see you got the GOOD STUFF right there..lol. The first time I smelled that I went crazy ^_^

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  3. LOL - Akera, do tell us more!!

    JB - ME TOO!

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  4. LOL -- Uh, Baby Boy is not totally useless. I've got a task or two he wouldn't have to move a muscle to be adequately good at ....

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  5. **snickers** @ 'pepperpots'

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  6. Taylor come on!! Baby Boy is the most pointless porn star EVER! EVER EVER EVER!!

    The boy looks *LUSH*, he looks the part, but he's useless at sex. He's got no skills. He's one of those dudes who just lays there doing nothing 'cos he thinks he's too pretty to get down and dirty. He's ruined many a good scene for me with his half-assed "performances".

    GRRRRRRRRR.........

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