Make A Bus

THE ROUTEMASTER WILL be back on London's streets by 2011.

Former Mayor Ken Livingstone ditched the beloved symbol of London in 2005, in favour of the maligned bendy bus (a.k.a. the Free Bus). They had to go because people in wheelchairs couldn't get on, nor people with pushchairs.

Transport for London has asked bus manufacturers to submit plans for a new Routemaster, based on the winning designs from a competition.

The new bus will be able to accommodate that one in a million person in a wheelchair, and stupid selfish bitches with pushchairs too.

Elsewhere: Firms given new Routemaster task

Elsewhere:
You wait ages for a new Routemaster to turn up
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Elsewhere: The Return Of The Routemaster

Elsewhere:
The Ex Trolly Dolly and the Bendy Bus Nightmare

3 comments:

  1. stupid bitches with pushchairs...i love it

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  2. Actually, it was stupid selfish bitches, but let's not split hairs ;)

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  3. yeah i was actually gonna delete and re-comment but bun that =p

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