ALL FLIGHTS CANCELLED, train services crippled, the Tube severely disrupted, each and every one of London's 8000 buses withdrawn. Earlier, a Cyprus airways jet skidded off the runway at Heathrow, although no one was hurt. And the postman didn't come today either. 
It's the heaviest snow in the capital for 18 years, and ain't it pretty.
You see?! You see the damage caused by this blight on our thermometers! It's an outrage: the Devil's work, I tells ye!
ReplyDeleteThe Devil doesn't do snow, stoopid - it would just melt. DUH!
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