Matthew Rush Quits Falcon

OMG! MATTHEW RUSH, the man whose left thigh could easily feed a pride of lions for a week, has parted company with Falcon. This news is officially more earth-shattering than David Tennant leaving Doctor Who, Sean leaving EastEnders, and Coolio leaving his mouth shut for more than thirty seconds on Celebrity Big Brother (yeah, that last one is a lie).

Mister Rush started his career with Falcon - home to other ka-os|theory favourites Eric Rhodes, Brad Patton, Roman Heart - in 2001, and has since filled the screen (and various bodily orifices) in twenty-five movies.

The news doesn't come as a shock, following the hoo-ha over that Zeb Atlas scene, but Falcon without Matthew Rush would be like The Shield without Vic Mackey. The good news is he isn't giving up porn, so we can all play "what/who will Matt do next?"

How about an appearance in a Collin O'Neal flick? Or maybe a guest role in the CocoDorm, with Matt sorting out the boys from the thugs? Oh, oh, how about a Bel Ami? Number one on my list, though, would be a scene with real life couple Marvin & Andreas (two of the most exquisite men ever to grace our screens). Or Matt and twins! Matt making Tré Xavier's DP wish come true! Kristen Bjorn! The possibilities are endless.

I'm going for a lie down now, I'm dizzy.