OMG! IT WAS Lily Savage with Wayne Rooney that time!
"I woke up, looked at this spotty forehead, two inches of pubic hair, I thought - Lily, you're too old!"
Following yesterday's piece on the dying art of drag, I feel duty bound to spread more Lily about - particularly as nearly 49% of visitors to these pages are Americanites, and might not know about her. Poor things.
(Since you asked, only 0.20% of visitors are from Guatemala. I know, I was surprised too.)
Ladies and gentlemen, introducing Lily Savage (be afraid - she will bite).
Previously - The Gay Mainstream Is Such A Drag