Dirty Little Drawings

JESSICA RABBIT IS the sexiest cartoon character of all time, according to a new poll.

The poll saw Betty Boop in second place, with Wilma Flintstone, Cinderella, Snow White and Scooby Doo's Daphne Blake also popping up. Jessica Rabbit appeared in 1988's Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

I can't disagree too much with the findings of this no doubt exhaustive and highly scientific research. But where was Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle's April? Not to mention Smurfette? It's a smurfing fix, if you ask me.

Anyone who can't find erotic pleasure in graphic art is suffering a failure of imagination - and no sense of humour. As a young boy, I had a thing for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Yes, really.

The bandanas around the eyes (what did the different colours mean, boys?), the muscle, the jock-style antics. And the names... Donatello, Raphael, Leonardo, Michaelangelo. PHWOAR!!! Don't tell me they weren't at it like... er, rabbits - as soon as Master Splinter went to bed.

Top Cat was quite a sexy dude too. And don't tell me Thundercats Lion-O and He-Man himself didn't stir your junior self.

However, when it comes to real sex appeal, there's only one man for me, and that's Belasco's Boo...

Elsewhere - Jessica Rabbit named 'sexiest cartoon'

Elsewhere - belasco-comix.com


The Antonym said...

Hilarious because it's all true. I had it bad for Jessica Rabbit and now that you mention it, there were some hunky muscle-bound male animations that had some real hotness to them too! LOL Cool post.

Wonder Man said...

I agree

ka-os said...

Boy, boys, boys, you don't get off that easily. You didn't confess your cartoon fantasies!

Oura said...

Fantastic 4!!!!!

Reed Richards!!!! stretch!!!!
Jhonny Storm, heat it up Bitch!!
(and then when they made the film, CHRIS EVANS!!!! *drool..I made a puddle*)

Angel, North Star (mmmm Come 'ere Canada!!) and Quick Silver (...;P) from X-Men... in fact there weren't many of the Male X-Men that didn't deserve a good seeing to!

and of course, anything by the one and Only Patrick Fillion

I bought the book, and I'll do it again.

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