And the news gets worse. That solitary homosexualist is a female, and her homosexualist credentials remain unsubstantiated, seeing as how she's got a bun in the oven.
It appears that those twin weapons of mass destruction - Christianity and Islam - have finally been used to deadly effect in wiping out homosexualistic behaviour amongst righteous and God-fearing Africans.
So what's it all about? Well hold your horses and I'll tell you.
Chief Ojo Madueke was in Geneva defending Nigeria's human rights record before the UN Human Rights Council:
His presentation caused a stir when he informed members of the council that the government of Nigeria had been unable to locate persons of gay and sexual orientation, despite concerted efforts by his ministry to include this category of persons in the consultations on the human rights situation in Nigeria.
He further informed the audience that his ministry located only one woman of lesbian orientation and when invited to participate in a discussion on the rights of gay and lesbian persons, the lady informed his Ministry that she was pregnant.
In other words, cross Nigeria off your list of sex tourism hotspots.
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